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Below are the 9 most recent journal entries recorded in Howard Chan: Dark Vampire Scholar's LiveJournal:

Tuesday, January 20th, 2004
10:02 pm
GREETINGS BATTY FRIENDS!!!!
Oh man what a ride.
First halloween. Me an the gang went trick or treating and had a good time. UNTIL SOME FRATBOY IDIOT RUNNING DOWN THE STREET WITH A CHAINSAW (no blade attached) "spooked" me and I ran in the other direction and into some traffic. The guy that hit me was driving a convertible with the top down while wearing sunglasses... AT NIGHT. He didn't even have his headlights on and he was wearing headphones listening to SATAN knows what. So I twisted both my ankles up pretty bad and sprained my right wrist. My left arm was ok only because my pitchfork that I was holding braced it and kept it out of harm's way. Montoc managed to get that idiot's liscense plate but the police have still not been able to track him down, the plate did not belong to the car he was driving and was probably stolen or something. Or A Blind Man Was Taking For A Test DRIVE!! What a Baffoon A Million curses upon him and his kin!!

So I was pretty laid up for a few weeks after that and couldn't really do much. I mostly chilled in my room with a composition book, some gravy, a case of Pabst Blue, and a bottle of Vicodin from when Mulberry had her wisdom teeth pulled out.

That is all I can write for now because I have to empty my catheter (MORE ON THAT LATER) and I have to take my time otherwise I make a mess

Current Mood: rejuvenated
3:39 am
Hello Again Everyone!!!!!!!

Sorry if I have worried anyone with my absence but I have been so busy lately that I have not had a chnace to update my journal!!
I will Tell you all more later when I get a chance but right now I have to go back to studying. I have learned a lot about many things these pasts few months. LATER BUDDIES

Current Mood: thirsty
Tuesday, October 28th, 2003
3:00 pm
FUCK YALL
Because certain individuals have taken upon themselves to harass me over AIM and email, yeah, bitches of livejournal, I do have friends. There are several channels on AOL's chat network where I get the mad clown love from my Juggalo bruthas, plus there are Wiccan channels where I can get tips on my spell work. And I DO have friends, but it sucks ever since I graduated high school, since they are all still there and have earlier curfews than me. Plus, people know me down at the mall where I chill in full clownpaint. I have a buddy there who I met when I was shopping the Spencer's for some new stuff to decorate my room, and he's BLACK. I was there reppin Juggalo style with my elven cape and walking stick to show those who know about my wicconity, too. He was all like "what the fuck are you supposed to be?" and I was like "I'm just down with the clown and lookin for some posters for my crib". He told me that was pretty badass, and now when I see him at the mall, he points me out to his friends and they all cheer for me, cuz they know I'm true
to my self.
11:24 am
A Morning Haiku

Munching Cheerios.
Sudden crisis! A sneeze nears...
Breakfast is over.

I think it's scary because it's really horrifying to sneeze into your cheerios.
Saturday, October 25th, 2003
1:38 am
A PHONE CALL FROM THE FUTURE
wow it sure has been a busy week. I made a deal with the shop down the street to get my van fixed. We figured that if I painted the side of their building and did some other work that they would go ahead and fix up the Danger Van. The weather was pretty nice and it was easy work. The gang got together and did some stuff like usual, we had a lot of fun. Montoc and myself have been frequenting the local haunted houses, if you get the chance to go to the "Fear Factory" You Should Do It!!!
TOTALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO HALLOWEEN

To all you people that think I am fake or whatever, SHAME ON YOU.
You are just jealous of the awesome times I have with vampire club and listening to awesome music.
Friday, October 17th, 2003
10:21 pm
dammit, my van totally broke down today.
I was driving around looking for some road kill (don't ask) and my van started acting up. First it was kind of accelerating on its own and something started to grind so i decided to ditch it. after I got it on the side of the road I managed to pop the hood (I really strained my wrist trying to pull on the lever that opens it). So I go to look at the engine and I couldn't believe what was under a hood. Someone put a whole bag of trash (with maggots and lettuce and shit) under the hood of my Danger Van and it had been cooking under there for shit knows how long. I managed to clean up a lot of the mess with a bent clothes hanger and some material that we used to make capes last night that I stashed under the seat. Wow did that shit stink the place up, no wonder the air coming out from the vents started to smell like pepperoni. So I went and tried to start the van and the piece of shit wouldn't start. I had to call AAA to have them tow back to my apartment. Those bastards took like 50 minutes to show up. And the guy was all making Cute remarks while he was hitching it up, he was all like "How ya gettin back home? You gonna turn into a bat and fly there HAW HAW HAW"
So I'm walking home and all these cars are slowing down on the side of the road and they're yelling stupid shit at me and throwing bottles and such. Luckily Mulberry was driving by and she gave me a lift the rest of the way.
I have no idea how much it is going to cost to fix this thing, I need to make sure my bike is all oiled up.
Today Sucked. Fuck Today.
Tonight is Anime night, woohoo!
At least I should have lots of time to hang out with my friends this weekend, I'll post again on monday(or this weekend if i get a chance), Lata!
Thursday, October 16th, 2003
6:57 pm
Hello again my internet friends!! You will not believe what happened ay vampire club last night!! So we were sitting in a circle and lighting some incense (it gives Montoc the Mind Taker a head ache so we can only burn the vanilla type) trying to summon Satan like usual, and something CrAzY happened!!!11! I am so excited right now I can barely type or hold my water!! So all of a sudden the room starts getting like all weyrd and colorful and wackky!!11!1 And a figure started to appear!! We were all looking at it and trying to figure out what it was (Noldysten the Nyghtwalker crapped his pants!!! it was terrible smelling) So then the figure started to form more distnctly and get easier to see and stuff!! It then raised to right "arm" and started to motion at us. We all looked at each other and tried to figure out what it was doing. It's face then started to look angry. And he spoke!!
He was all like "BLahaargghhh" And we were like holy Satan!!! And then he kinda mumbles something about georgia and the confederacy and something else that we couldn't figure out. After discussing the event very thoroughly and reviewing the tape that we make at Every vampire club we think it was Strom Thurmond.

On another note I was researching my family tree online today I happened upon some information that leads me to believe that one of my distant grand parents was hung at Salem.
I totally have witches blood in my veins and that RoxX0rz.
Wednesday, October 15th, 2003
3:12 pm
Wow, my journal has really been making some news within the livejournal "scene". I think that this is a great outlet for me to show people my alternative lifestyle.
A note for people that come here trying to put me down; I will not hesitate to cast a spell on you. I know many spells which can afflict the body with painful effects SO DO NOT TEMPT ME.

I don't know if I already mentioned this, but I work in a cemetary. I am kind of a local expert in the workings of cemeteries and many different ones call on me to consult them about various things.
Well last night we got a "new arrival" at the cemetary that I regularly work at. Something was moaning or whatever from inside and I was all like "Hey let's open that shit up". But my boss (WHO IS A HUGE RETARD, I AM GOING TO BURY HIM SOME DAY) was all like "NO way man, I ain't getin chomped on by no zombie or ghost or some shit". This might have been an great oppurtunity to actually see some of the effects of the dead and my boss totally ruined it. I would put a curse on him but I fear of losing my job.
Monday, October 13th, 2003
9:05 pm
Hello evil one's, it is I your apostle of all that the dark lord instructs, HOWARD CHAN DARK VAMPIRE MASTERMIND. I just got a livejournal and have been looking for some new internet friends. I hope we will have lots of good times together. Until next time, BE EVIL!!!!

PS, If you are interested in vampires or BEING a vampire please leave me a message!!!
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